28 & Hadiah Misteri

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Ini bukan cerita pasal ukuran pinggang

Kali ini cerita pasal

umur

Alkisah sekarang dah berumur 28 tahun Yoo!!

dilahirkan pada 28 Jun 1983

di Hospital Besar Pulau Pinang

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Macam tak percayakan

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Sempena umur Alkisah 28 sama dengan tarikh hari ini 28

So Alkisah akan bagi hadiah misteri

kepada orang yang ke-28 comment dalam post ini

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Rules

Warganegara Malaysia

Comment harus dalam bentuk Wish Birthday saja yang akan dikira

Boleh ke sorang blogger comment banyak banyak dalam post ni?

Boleh je, tapi ayat Wish Birthday wajiblah tidak sama. Be Creative!!

Hadiah apa?

Rahsia..

Contest akan bermula pada jam

00:00 MYT - 23:59 MYT 28 Jun 2011

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Mahu sahut cabaran

Sila la wish sekarang..

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30

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Saban Hari

Alkisah agak tension

Pabila

Majoriti seluar Slack/Jeans/Khakis

Yang bersaiz 29/30

Telah tidak muat untuk

dipakai oleh

Alkisah

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Apakah !!

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Alkisah tengok perut

So far macam tak dak apa apa perubahan

tapi bila memakai seluar

ternyata lagi jelas tak muat

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Adakah seluar seluar itu mengecil?

atau

Adakah perut Alkisah yang membesar?

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Alhamdulillah

Alkisah dapat wife pandai masak

mungkin itu salah penyebab musabab

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Balik kampung nanti, Alkisah nak let go

mana mana seluar yang tak boleh pakai

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Nak tolak?

Tak sampai hati

Seluar jeans pun dah penuh dengan tampal tampal

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Nampaknya

Raya kali ini

Alkisah kena beli jeans baru

Woohaa

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Cerita Arsenal 2011/2012 #3

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Nak tunggu 1 July

Hermm

Banyak story pasal transfer rumors

tak sure yang mana satu betul yang mana satu boleh pakai

tapi yang penting

tunggu official is

www.arsenal.com

Adakah

Gervinho, Ricardo Alvarez,Chris Samba, Phil Jagielka dan Alex Oxlade Chamberlain

akan menyertai Arsenal?

Adakah

Kapitan Cesc Fabregas akan kembali ke Barcelona?

Adakah

Samir Nasri akan sign contract bersama Arsenal untuk beberapa musim lagi?

Adakah

Bendtner , Clichy dan beberapa player lain akan berpindah kelab?

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Apa yang penting

Player lain bercuti lah puas puas

source: the sun uk

Wahh Wilshere terbaik la, dah nak ada baby.. due bulan 10.

Baby Alkisah due bulan 8 or 9

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Nanti 11 July jangan lupa mai Malaysia

Peace Yooo!!

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2 Stadium 1 Tv

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Dalam masa 2 hari

Alkisah menyaksikan 2 pertarungan penting

di 2 buah stadium berasingan

tetapi

di 1 kaca Tv

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Stadium Bukit Jalil

Channel 801

Tahniah team, Korang memang hebat

Jaringan Irfan dan Wan Zack Haikal

memang superb

Walaupun kehilangan seorang pemain

Korang bermati matian mempertahankan kubu negara

Rakyat Malaysia bangga dengan korang

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Stadium Melawati Shah Alam

Channel 132

Semalam Sepah dinobatkan sebagai Juara Maharajalawak

Akceli Alkisah sempat mengundi Jozan

pada minit minit akhir waktu kecederaan.

Malangnya Jozan hanya berjaya berada di tempat kedua.

Bagi Alkisah ke-4 empat perserta

adalah yang terbaik

kira semua Juara.

Sesudahnya Rancangan Maharajalawak

Alkisah mengisi masa lapang

dengan membuat calculation secara suka suka

pasal Hadiah yang diorang dapat:

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Juara : Kumpulan Sepah RM350K berserta piala sumbangan Astro

ahli kumpulan: jep,mamat,shuib

350/3 = 116.66 K sorang

Naib Juara: Kumpulan Jozan RM250K berserta piala sumbangan Astro

ahli kumpulan: Johan & Zizan

250/2 = 125 K sorang

Ketiga : Nabil RM150K berserta piala sumbangan Astro

Mamat ni makan sorang duit tu

150k sorang

Ke empat: Kumpulan Jambu RM50K berserta piala sumbangan Astro

ahli kumpulan: Yus & Tauke

50/2 = 25K sorang

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Wah gitu kiranya

Nabil Paling Masyuk !!!

Nabil makan sorang 150k, kira boleh tukar kereta la lepas nie.

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Kiraan duit pertandingan ini tertakluk pada kumpulan masing masing.

Pandai pandai la diorang handle.

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Paintball The Movie

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Serious Shit

Alkisah mula mula agak terkesima apabila melihat preview dia di Astro

Alkisah sanggup juga menunggu sehingga jam 11 malam semata mata

untuk menonton filem ini.

Teringat zaman Alkisah terjebak main woodball/redball/paintball ni

sila ikuti kisah Alkisah: Operasi Belantara

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Overall

Cerita ini agak Sh*t sebab

"As a serious pantballer i really hated this movie, not just because it made paintball resemble death and war but when the actors would take of their mask during the games as well, that's majority of the reason why paintball injuries occur, dumb asses who take off their mask and get shot in the eye and for these people to resemble pro's everybody who doesn't play pantball is going to think it's ok to take off your mask in the middle of the game if they ever go play, just fucking stupid"

R4g3853 5 months ago 15

Rasanya ramai Paintballer akan agree dengan mamat ni.

Ada ka patut main paintball tak pakai proper mask dan dalam game boleh buka baju pakai singlet

Memang tak munasabah langsung

Bagi sesiapa yang mahu menceburi bidang kesihatan plus kesakitan tapi cabarannya ekstream

Jangan segan silu

Cuba sekali main Paintball

Best Wokk

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Sebelum main Paintball

Layan dulu

Special Ops Paintball Blackcell

Lagi best..

Baik Punyaa..

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Urine Infection During Pregnancy

OMG

My Wife message dan bagitau dia kena Urine Infection

:(

Apakah itu Urine Infection semasa mengandung?

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A urinary tract infection (UTI), also called bladder infection, is a bacterial inflammation in the urinary tract. Pregnant women are at increased risk for UTI's starting in week 6 through week 24.

Why are UTI's more common during pregnancy?

UTI's are more common during pregnancy because of changes in the urinary tract. The uterus sits directly on top of the bladder. As the uterus grows, its increased weight can block the drainage of urine from the bladder, causing an infection.

What are the signs and symptoms of UTI's?

If you have a urinary tract infection, you may experience one or more of the following symptoms:

• Pain or burning (discomfort) when urinating
• The need to urinate more often than usual
• A feeling of urgency when you urinate
• Blood or mucus in the urine
• Cramps or pain in the lower abdomen
• Pain during sexual intercourse
• Chills, fever, sweats, leaking of urine (incontinence)
• Waking up from sleep to urinate
• Change in amount of urine, either more or less
• Urine that looks cloudy, smells foul or unusually strong
• Pain, pressure, or tenderness in the area of the bladder
• When bacteria spreads to the kidneys you may experience: back pain, chills, fever, nausea, and vomiting.

How will the UTI affect my baby?

If the UTI goes untreated, it may lead to a kidney infection. Kidney infections may cause early labor and low birth weight. If your doctor treats a urinary tract infection early and properly, the UTI will not cause harm to your baby.

How do I know if I have a UTI?

A urinalysis and a urine culture can detect a UTI throughout pregnancy.

How is a UTI treated?

UTI's can be safely treated with antibiotics during pregnancy. Urinary tract infections are most commonly treated by antibiotics. Doctors usually prescribe a 3-7 day course of antibiotics that is safe for you and the baby.

Call your doctor if you have fever, chills, lower stomach pains, nausea, vomiting, contractions, or if after taking medicine for three days, you still have a burning feeling when you urinate.

How can I prevent a UTI?

You may do everything right and still experience a urinary tract infection, but you can reduce the likelihood by doing the following:

• Drink 6-8 glasses of water each day and unsweetened cranberry juice regularly.
• Eliminate refined foods, fruit juices, caffeine, alcohol, and sugar.
• Take Vitamin C (250 to 500 mg), Beta-carotene (25,000 to 50,000 IU per day) and Zinc (30-50 mg per day) to help fight infection.
• Develop a habit of urinating as soon as the need is felt and empty your bladder completely when you urinate.
• Urinate before and after intercourse.
• Avoid intercourse while you are being treated for an UTI.
• After urinating, blot dry (do not rub), and keep your genital area clean. Make sure you wipe from the front toward the back.
• Avoid using strong soaps, douches, antiseptic creams, feminine hygiene sprays, and powders.
• Change underwear and pantyhose every day.
• Avoid wearing tight-fitting pants.
• Wear all cotton or cotton-crotch underwear and pantyhose.
• Don't soak in the bathtub longer than 30 minutes or more than twice a day.

source: http://www.americanpregnancy.org/pregnancycomplications/utiduringpreg.html

Hopefully tak der apa apa effect to my wife and baby

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Nora Elena

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Abis Sudah

Apa kata Alkisah?

Typical Drama melayu yang ada dalam siri ini :

Watak gegurl pengoda yang gedik/saiko/jahat - good job Yvonne a.k.a Wan Sharmila

Acara sembang menyembang dekat pantri

Hero - Suami Boss kaya pakai Merc/ rumah Banglo

Heroin - Cun kawen dengan orang kaya

Bila kaya, rumah mesti ada orang gaji dan swimming pool

Perasaan jeles dan ingat kat boyfriend lama mesti ada

Tetapi

Alkisah tak kisah

sebab

Overall cerita dia sangat Romantik

Sangat straight foward

senang difahami

kalau terlepas satu episod pun still boleh follow cerita dia.

Terbaik terbaik terbaik

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ThunderCats 2011

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DULU

Jaga, Lion-O , Mumm-Ra

Panthro, Tygra, Snarf, Cheetara, Willy Kit, Willy Kat

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KINI

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ThunderCats is an American animated television series that was produced by Rankin/Bass Productions (the same that created the SilverHawks, TigerSharks and The Comic Strip) debuting in 1985, based on the characters created by Tobin "Ted" Wolf. The series follows the adventures of a group of cat-like humanoid aliens. The animation was provided by Pacific Animation Corporation.

Siri kartun yang menggamit nostalgia Alkisah pada zaman kanak kanak dahulu. Mostly sesiapa yang lahir pada tahun 80-an, pasti akan tahu akan cerita kartun ini setiap 5.30 petang di tv1 selepas waktu mengaji.

Siri ThunderCats 2011 akan di tayangkan di saluran Cartoon Network. Warner Bros telah mengeluarkan hasil seni rasmi dan sinopsis untuk jalan cerita ini

Siri terbaru ini dianimasikan oleh STUDIO4°C dari Jepun. Sebagaimana yang kita tahu, siri asal ThunderCats juga dihasilkan di Amerika Syarikat dan dianimasikan di Jepun, tetapi bagi siri terbaru ini, mereka sengaja melebihkan ciri ciri kartun ThunderCats ini ke arah Anime.

Wah gitu plak..

Warner Bros mengeluarkan sinopsis lanjutan untuk siri ThunderCats ini:

"The new “ThunderCats” will appeal to viewers who have loved the characters all their lives as well as young newcomers to the franchise. A sweeping tale combining swords and science and boasting ferocious battles with the highest of stakes, the grand origin story of Prince Lion-O’s ascension to the throne – and of those who would thwart his destiny at any cost – takes on epic dimensions in this sharp new telling. As the forces of good and evil battle each other in the quest for the fabled Stones of Power, Lion-O and his champions learn valuable lessons of loyalty, honor and mortality in every episode."

Nampak gayanya, Alkisah kena tambah channel astro la. Haihss

Yang penting, Alkisah nak beli pendang ThunderCats. Yolaa, masih kecik dulu tak mampu nak beli.

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Gegar ke?

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Serious korang rasa gegar tak?

Alkisah tak rasa apa apa

Cuma pagi tadi rasa Gegar skit dalam kocek seluar

Rupanya handphone Alkisah vibrate

Alkisah tengah attend training, kenalah silent phone kan

OMG My Wife message,

"B, u rasa gegaran tak?"

Alkisah macam Blur Blur time tu

Sambil sambil training, Alkisah curi curi balas message

"Tak, Nape?"

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Alkisah check kat website Jabatan Meteorologi Malaysia , dibawah ini adalah jadual yang dikeluarkan oleh JMM

Jun 2011

Tarikh Masa (Waktu Tempatan) Lokasi Latitud Longitud Magnitud (Skala Richter) Kategori Jarak 14/06/2011 5.21 petang Kalimantan 5.3°U 117.3°T 4.0 Lemah 76 km baratdaya Beluran, Sabah. 14/06/2011 11.01 pagi Sumatera Utara 1.7°U 98.4°T 5.7 Sederhana 45 km dari baratdaya Sibolga, Indonesia. 367 km dari baratdaya Pulau Pangkor, Malaysia. 14/06/2011 8.08 pagi Sumatera Utara 1.8°U 98.8°T 5.5 Sederhana 9 km barat laut Sibolga, Indonesia. 330 km barat daya Klang, Malaysia. 13/06/2011 10.31 malam Molucca Sea 2.5°U 126.4°T 6.2 Kuat 210km Timur laut Manado, Indonesia. 932km Tenggara Kunak, Sabah. 13/06/2011 10.20 pagi Pulau Selatan New Zealand 43.4°S 172.7°T 6.0 Kuat 12km Timur Laut Christchurch, New Zealand. 7608km Tenggara Tawau, Sabah. 12/06/2011 8.57malam Berhampiran pantai Honshu 36.2°U 141.6°T 5.0 Sederhana 174 km northeast of Tokyo, Japan. 4121 km northeast of Kudat 10/06/2011 9.25pagi Taiwan 23.6°U 121.7°T 5.0 Sederhana 157km Tenggara Taipei,Taiwan.1929km Timur laut Kudat, Sabah. 10/06/2011 8.11 pagi Timur Papua New Guinea 6.6°S 147.6°T 5.5 Sederhana 325km Timur laut Port Moresby,PNG.3487km Tenggara Kunak,Sabah. 10/06/2011 4.14 pagi laut Banda 6.4°S 130.4°T 5.1 Sederhana 388 km tenggara Ambon, Indonesia. 1813 km tenggara Tawau.Sabah. 9/06/2011 12.32 pagi Off West Coast of Northern Sumatera 1.1°U 96.3°T 5.2 Sederhana 146km Barat daya Nias,Indonesia.589km Barat daya P.Pangkor,Perak. 8/06/2011 11.40 malam Kawasan New Britain 4.5°S 150.1°T 5.4 Sederhana 641 km timurlaut Port Moresby,PNG.3677 km tenggara Kunak,Sabah 5/06/2011 7.51 malam Barat Kepulauan Macquarie 55.9°S 146.6°T 6.3 Kuat 1591km Barat daya Tasmania, Australia. 7181km Tenggara Tawau,Sabah 5/06/2011 3.46petang Kepulauan Talaud 3.4°U 126.6°T 4.9 Lemah 289 km Timur Laut Manado,Indonesia.929 km Tenggara Kunak, Sabah. 5/06/2011 8.16pagi Selatan Kepulauan Mariana 12.9°U 144.4°T 5.4 Sederhana 2139km Timur Laut Davao, Philippine. 2995km Timur Laut Lahad Datu, Sabah. 3/06/2011 3.27 petang Kepulauan Nicobar 9.5°U 92.5°T 5.7 Sederhana 40km Barat laut Car Nicobar, India. 889km Barat laut Langkawi, Kedah. 3/06/2011 8.05 pagi Timur Perairan Pantai Honshu, Jepun 37.4°U 143.95°T 6.2 Kuat 416km Timur laut Tokyo,Jepun. 4361km Timur laut Kudat, Sabah. 2/06/2011 7.34 pagi Bonin Islands Region 27.3°U 140.2°T 5.3 Sederhana 935km Tenggara Tokyo, Japan.3352km Timur laut Kudat, Sabah. 1/06/2011 8.55 malam Tenggara Concepcion,Chile 37.5°S 73.6°B 6.4 Kuat 516km Barat daya Santiago, Chile. 15919km Tenggara Lubuk Antu, Sarawak.

OO rupanya ada gempa bumi

Semakin lama, semakin kerap gempa yang melanda di atas muka bumi ini.

Petikan dari www.guardian.co.uk

"Two large aftershocks have struck Christchurch, less than four months after the New Zealand city was devastated by a massive earthquake that killed 181 people.

The first of the aftershocks measured 5.5 magnitude and struck at 1pm New Zealand time, at a depth of 11km, 10km to the east of the city. The second, larger shock, was at 2.20pm, measured 6.0, and was centred 10km south-east of the city at a depth of 9km. A series of smaller shocks were felt over a two-hour period."

Ermmm

Oleh yang demikian, kita sebagai umat manusia, apatah lagi umat Islam, anda tahu apa yang and perlu lakukan.

Moh kita lakukan sekarang, sebelum terlambat. Insyallah

Sihat sebelum Sakit

Muda sebelum Tua

Kaya sebelum Miskin

Lapang sebelum Sempit

Hidup sebelum Mati

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Burung Marah !!

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Gila buruk kalau Angry Bird di translatekan

Alkisah tak tahu apa motif game ni

sampai orang addicted main

Angry Bird

Bagi Alkisah

Baik main burung sendiri lagi best

Kruuu Kruuu

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Angry Birds is a puzzle video game developed by Finland-based Rovio Mobile. Inspired primarily by a sketch of stylized wingless birds, the game was first released for Apple's iOS in December 2009. Since that time, over 12 million copies of the game have been purchased from Apple's App Store, which has prompted the company to design versions for other touchscreen-based smartphones, such as those using the Android operating system, among others.

In the game, players use a slingshot to launch birds at pigs stationed on or within various structures, with the intent of destroying all the pigs on the playfield. As players advance through the game, new birds appear, some with special abilities that can be activated by the player. Rovio Mobile has supported Angry Birds with numerous free updates that add additional game content, and the company has even released stand-alone holiday and promotional versions of the game.

Angry Birds has been praised for its successful combination of addictive gameplay, comical style, and low price. Its popularity led to versions of Angry Birds being created for personal computers and gaming consoles, a market for merchandise featuring its characters and even long-term plans for a feature film or television series. With a combined 200 million downloads across all platforms and including both regular and special editions, the game has been called "one of the most mainstream games out right now", "one of the great runaway hits of 2010", and "the largest mobile app success the world has seen so far".

source: wiki-pe-diaa & youtube

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