Medical Checkup completed, Official Signing Day Tomorrow !!

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Hari ni genaplah seminggu puteri ku dilahirkan

Alhamdulillah, 1st medical checkup completed

Semuanya normal

Tetapi

Disebabkan hari ini Pejabat Pendaftaran tutup

Maka

Terpaksalah Alkisah register nama puteri ku ini pada esok hari.

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Official Signing esok ye !!

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Cerita Arsenal 2011/2012 #7

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Alhamdulillah

&

Thank For Everything

Cesc Fabregas

Cesc berterima kasih kepada Wenger

"I'll never have enough words to thank him for all he's done for me.

I'll never forget him. I don't think he has such a good image here, he has been portrayed as something he's not, in my opinion. If today I am here with you then it's greatly due to him.

I can't express my admiration for him strongly enough, I owe it to him that I am here.

Fabregas insists he parts with Wenger on good terms.

The relationship is fantastic. On Friday I said goodbye to him and I got very emotional because he's like a father figure to me. I couldn't even talk at one stage, when I wanted to say how grateful I was. I got a bit emotional and couldn't talk much.

I had to send him a message afterwards, saying I'll never forget what you've done for me.

If it hadn't been for him I wouldn't be here today, living my dream.

I think if Arsenal want to keep being the club they are then they have to always be under his control, because he's the best, everyone respects him, and for me, he will always be the best person that I've met in football."

Cesc juga meluahkan perasaan kecewanya kepada Fans Arsenal

"I have time to talk about it and I'm sure I'll do an interview especially for them. I'm sorry I couldn't say anything in the last two and a half months, Arsenal wouldn't allow me to talk to anyone, even if I wanted to I couldn't.

I'm disappointed and upset about it because I have had a great relationship with the fans over the years. It took time to build this and I'm disappointed I could lose some of them.

All I have are words of gratitude. I'll never forget what they have done for me, I gave absolutely everything to the club and I think they know that but it was the right time to come back here.

'I'm sorry I didn't say anything to them in the last few months but I couldn't. I was very, very sad to leave, I spent one third of my life there, eight years, so I'm very sad but life goes on."

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Menurut kata Wenger:

"What is important is to focus on our targets and we wish good luck to Cesc, who is a great player, one of the best players in the world. Life goes on and we want to show we have the needed desire and strength to deal with the situation.

Yes, we lost a world-class player and we are sad about it. We did fight to keep him, but in the end we have as well to respect the desire of the player.

This club is 125 years old this season and many big players have left the club and the club went on.

We want to show that we have the strengths and unity to fight as we ever did at this club.

To get the best out of a player, he needs to be completely committed to where he is. Cesc wanted to go back to his home city.

If you understand one thing, it is Cesc did not go for financial reasons, or that he did not love this club - Cesc went because he was desperate to play for his home town club, where he was educated.

It is very difficult to resist that."

Arsene juga memberitahu bahawa, beliau tidak takut untuk berbelanja:

"We are not frightened to spend money but we have to be convinced the player is better than what we have.That is our main concern, to bring quality. We have quality, but want to add more quality.


We will try to buy but let's not forget that we have brought players in. I have Carl Jenkinson, we have bought Gervinho in, we have bought Joel Campbell in, we have brought Ryo Miyaichi in. You do not know them very well yet but they are all quality players."

Dalam pada itu, Arsene cuba memceritakan ke'terer'an dia berbelanja:

"I have been in football for a long, long time and I don't think just spending money is a target that is defendable. To spend the money on a top player is defendable. But just to spend the money is like you are worried.


Our fans can be proud of the way we run this club, of the quality of player we have and of the financial situation that is existing at the Club. Rather than convicting this club, they have more reason to be proud of the whole situation here.


We have built a team and a stadium in such a short space of time, and have a strong financial situation - and we always survived at the top level. There are more reasons to be positive than the negatives ones being sold by everybody."

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Next Samir Nasri ??

Ikuti temubual bersama Nigel Winterbun

Arsenal players must help Arsene Wenger - Nigel Winterburn

Wenger akan mengalami kerugian

Jikalau beliau menyimpan Nasri tetapi tidak menyambung kontraknya

Jadi nak tak nak, Arsenal kena extend contract Nasri

Kalau tak

Terpaksa kena lepaskan Nasri sebelum tranfer windows ditutup.

Tak guna simpan unhappy player dalam team

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Jadi

Siapakah yang bakal dibawa masuk

jika kedua dua player

ini dijual?

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16 Days to go

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Cerita Arsenal 2011/2012 #6

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Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

For me he known as The Next Walcott

Chamberlain baru saja menyertai Arsenal semalam

Adakah dia adalah player Super Quality yang dimaksudkan Wenger?

Bagi Alkisah, tidak sama sekali

Chamberlain hanya seorang quality and promising player

Dengan kecederaan Walcott, keberangkalian besar pemergian Bendtner

dan ketidakpastian work permit Ryo

Chamberlain boleh dikatakan prospek berguna untuk team Arsenal.

Antara anak anak ikan Wenger dalam 1st team Arsenal

Yang Alkisah rasa berkualiti

Szczesny

Jenkinson

Frimpong

Ramsey

Wilshere

Ryo

Chamberlain

Menurut 1st interview Chamberlain

“It feels fantastic”

“I’m delighted to be here and I’m looking forward to pushing on and working as hard as I can for the Club this season."

“Arsenal are always one of the teams I followed. I would always take time to watch them on television because that is the best way to learn - watching the boys here at Arsenal."

“I’ve come to Emirates Stadium a few times this season to watch a few games and I was just blown away by the atmosphere, the fans and everything about it. It would be hard to refuse an opportunity like this."

“To have the opportunity to play here, develop my game and learn from the players here is very exciting for me. It’s a massive Club. They don’t get much bigger than Arsenal and I’ve always been a big fan."

“Growing up, Thierry Henry was one of my favourite players,”.

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Joel Campbell who??

Adakah Arsenal masih memerlukan khidmat beliau setelah dia dan bapanya (Agent) gagal

datang berjumpa dengan Richard Law, Arsenal Assistant Chief Executive.

Bapanya Humberto Campbell juga pernah berkata

"If the Arsenal option is closed there is no problem. When one door closes, many open."

Agak kerek juga ayat itu.

Tolak dulu cerita Joel Campbell.

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Fokus sekarang sebelum game bermula Sabtu ini

Defender Arsenal

Sebagaimana kita tahu, Vermaelan out again

Apa makan si Mael ni?

Memanjang injured

Seperti entri #5

Arsenal sekali lagi menyenaraikan target list untuk Defender

Cahill

Jagielka

Samba

Scott Dan

Bagi Alkisah, mereka masih dalam kategori decent player

Cuma pengalaman mereka dalam EPL

Membuatkan Wenger memberi fokus kepada mereka dahulu

Harga mereka juga agak tinggi

berbanding

Per Metesacker yang dikhabarkan bernilai kurang 10 juta pound

Jika nak bandingkan Metesacker dengan yang lain

Alkisah menganggapkan Metesacker adalah Super Quality Player.

Berbekalkan pengalaman dan struktur tubuhnya yang tinggi

Mungkin beliau adalah pilihan terbaik untuk menyarung

jersi Arsenal.

Tapi semua bergantung pada Wenger dan Arsenal Board.

Adakah beliau yang dicari cari oleh Wenger sebagai Super Quality player?

Adakah Wenger bakal membawa 2 orang Defender baru?

Squillaci? tolak sebelah

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source: Arsenal.com

Cerita Arsenal 2011/2012 #5

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Sekarang awal bulan 8

Transfer Deadline akhir bulan ni

Tapi next week Premier League akan bermula

Newcastle, Liverpool & Man Utd

Menjadi pertaruhan bulan pertama untuk Arsenal

Manakala Udinese

Adalah tunjang utama untuk melayakkan team Arsenal untuk bermain

dalam

UEFA Champions League

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Serious berbekalkan dengan

team Arsenal yang ada sekarang

Agak tough juga Arsenal nak mencapai kemenangan

Udinese bukan calang calang team

Selepas perlawanan di Lisbon baru baru ini

Arsenal telah mengeluarkan injury list.

Jack Wilshere

V.Persie

Nasri

Diaby

Walcott

Koscielny

As always Nasri akan injured time bulan puasa

Manakala v.Persie injured setiap musim adalah perkara biasa

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Alkisah tak kisah sangat pasal bahagian Attacking Arsenal

Cuma bahagian pertahanan perlu diberikan perhatian yang lebih

Seriously !!!

Arsenal kena tambah seorang Player Super Quality di bahagian tersebut

Seorang Central Defender yang Robust

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Wenger suruh Fans Arsenal bersabar, dia memang sedang menguatkan skuad

yang ada sekarang

Baginya, Gervinho dan Carl Jenkinson adalah quality player yang diserap masuk

dalam pasukannya itu.

Wenger berkata,

“Ideally I would have finished all [our business] but it doesn't work like that. We work very hard, we are non-stop working throughout the summer. I am positive because we have good quality and a style of play that is known by the players. So we want to add not quality but super quality.”

Wenger juga menjawab kenapa kadang kadang ada kelewatan dalam urusan pembelian player.

“You have to identify the players, agree with clubs to get them out, agree the fee, that means they have to agree with you"

Okay, Alkisah faham ayat tue

tapi yang tak berapa faham, Wenger terlampau baik sampai fikirkan masalah team tu

"and they have to find another player before they release their players. In England, it is a lot more difficult to move during the summer because some people are not there. It's all kinds of things you meet during the transfer market. But I can understand the impatience of people.”

Common..

Kecewa ngan statement tu.

Apabila ditanya mengenai adakah player baru akan dibawa masuk,

Wenger menjawab,

"We hope to give you some good news soon. Next week, something might happen.”

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Siapakah super quality player yang bakal dibawa masuk oleh Wenger?

Defender:

Phil Jagielka

Chris Samba

Gary Cahill

Per Mertesacker

Others

Juan Mata

Alex Oxlade-Charberlain

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Apa lagi

Macam biasa

Any signing will be officially confirmed only on Arsenal.com.

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source : Arsenal.com

OMG, Sorry Tok !! #2

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2031

20 tahun kemudian

Alkisah on the way ke The Curve

Macam biasa Alkisah merentasi Penchala Link

Tiba tiba

Alkisah kena tahan road block

Polis suruh Alkisah ke tepi

Sebagai rakyat Malaysia yang prihatin, Alkisah berhenti ke bahu jalan

Polis datang menghampiri tingkap kereta Alkisah

Alkisah selambe buka bumbung kereta

Alkisah: Assalamualaikum Tok !!

Polis: Walaikumsalam, Ni saya nak saman boleh?

Wah ayat macam biasa dengaq ja

Alkisah: Eh, Nape cik, Apa salah saya?

Polis: I.C & Lesen please

Alkisah selambe bawa kuar I.C dan Lesen

Alkisah: Ada, Ini cik

Polis: Awak tahu apa salah awak?

Alkisah: Tak tahu cik, apa salah saya?

Polis: Speed limit sini 80kmj/j

Alkisah: Yeka, abis tu saya bawa berapa cik?

Polis: awak bawa 200 km/j

Alkisah: Pergh!! standard la tu cik, kereta saya Lamborghini , sekali tekan terus 100km/j, dua kali tekan terus naik 200km/j

Polis: Ooh ok, sekali saya tulis saman RM300, saya lagi hebat kan.

Alkisah: Erkk..

Polis: Ala, duit Lambo bulan bulan boleh bayar, takkan saman RM300 tak boleh bayar kan..

Praakkk !! Polis koyak sehelai kertas dari buku saman dan beri kepada Alkisah

Polis: Dah awak boleh jalan

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OMG, Sorry Tok !! #1

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Kisah Ramadhan 2011 #2

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Salam Ramadhan

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Hajat Alkisah nak makan

Ayam Golek

tercapai juga akhirnya

Kali ni

Ayam Golek dia special & seksi

Ayam di golek dalam keadaan hujan

Panas sejuk panas sejuk gitu

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Last Week

Alkisah pergi langgar PARAM area Stadium Shah Alam

memang terbaik orang Shah Alam

Walaupun dalam keadaan hujan renyai renyai

Orang tetap datang beramai ramai

Membeli juadah berbuka macam hari hari biasa

Yang laki datang dengan payung

Pastu

Seluar kasi lipat

Yang perempuan datang sambil kain terangkat

Ish ish

Biasalah turapan jalan yang tidak sempurna

Membuatkan air bertakung disana sini

Di sekitar PARAM

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Last but not least

PARAM pap pa pa

I lovin it

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Kisah Ramadhan 2011 #1

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Salam Ramadhan

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Tahun 2009,

Alkisah sambut Ramadhan bersama rakan taulan di Kampung Baru.

Untuk mencari juadah berbuka puasa

Amat mudah dan banyak sekali

Just pilih dan bayar saja

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Tahun 2010

Alkisah sambut Ramadhan bersama Akak dan kenkadang bersama tunang

Pada tahun itu

Alkisah banyak meng"explore" pasar Ramadhan sekitar

Kota Damansara & TTDI

Sama juga seperti di Kampung Baru

Macam macam juadah di jual di sana

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Tahun 2011

Tahun nie Alkisah sambut bulan Ramadhan

bersama isteri dan baby didalam perut

Pada hari pertama Alkisah saja jalan jalan di pasar Ramadhan Bukit Jelutong

Pasar Ramadhan dia kecik je

Tak banyak choice

Tetapi semalam

Alkisah pergi Pasar Ramadhan depan Stadium Shah Alam

Pergh!!

Agak besar juga, senang parking

&

Ramai orang

Makanan kat sana tak payah cerita la

Macam macam nama ada

Just pilih dan plan saja nak makan apa

Tapi apa yang Alkisah tak tahan

Bila tengok Chicks Chicks kat sana

Walawey

Seksi seksi

Kulitnya tanned

Isi tembam tembam

Alkisah tengok Chicks tu tertonggek tongek

Pastu

Tergolek golek

Pergh mengiurkan

Nasib baik bini kat sebelah

Dugaan betui

Tapi kalau datang sekali lagi

Alkisah nak try la

Chicks nie

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Ayam Golek

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Serious tahun ini

Alkisah nak plan juadah berbuka posa macam tahun tahun lalu

untuk mengelakkan pembaziran berlaku

Alkisah akan membeli

Satu Heavy Meal

Satu kuih muih

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Kadang kadang Alkisah jadi rambang mata

Semua nak beli

tapi

Bagi Alkisah senang saja

Kalau hari ini dah beli makanan tu

Esok Alkisah akan try benda lain plak

At least dapat merasa kan

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Bukan Hanya Transfer Windows

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Salam Ramadhan buat semua

Akceli banyak benda Alkisah nak story mory

Tapi disebabkan beberapa hari lalu Alkisah sangat busy you all.

And now baru ada free time untuk menulis kembali.

Okay, Alkisah start with Transfer Windows

Ini bukan cerita pasal Gervinho mahupun Cesc Fabregas ataupun Nasri punya Transfer Windows

Ini cerita Transfer Windows Alkisah

Kalau diikutkan kisah last year bulan 8. Salam Ramadhan & Perpisahan

Alkisah berhijrah ke company baru

Tapi

Tahun ini, bulan 8, Alkisah berhijrah ke rumah baru

Alhamdulillah, rezeki baby dalam perut kot

Akceli,ini dah bukan kira Transfer Windows saja

Ini dah kira Transfer Sofa, TV, Peti Ais, Washing Machine, Katil

Ke rumah baru

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Apa yang menarik sebelum Alkisah berpindah

Alkisah menghadiri kenduri doa selamat jiran sedepan.

Kenapa sedepan?

Sebab kenduri tu jiran depan rumah sewa Alkisah

Masa kenduri tu

Habes Alkisah kena interview dengan jiran tetangga

Jiran jiran tanya kat Alkisah

Jiran: Eh Kamu nak pindah ke?

Alkisah: A'a, Saya dah beli rumah baru

Jiran: Beli kat mana?

Alkisah: Apartment Delima

Jiran: Serious, Farid Kamil duduk situ, sebab adik aku pernah jumpa dia kat apartment tu

Alkisah: Oo ye ke

note: yeke Farid Kamil duduk situ, nak kena jaga my wife ni, takut my wife terserempak ngan dia, tak pasal pasa pengsan plak..

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So far

Rumah ini sangat selesa

Thanks to my mother in law, aunty, grand ma and my lovely wife

Sebab tolong kemas dan punggah barang kitaorang

Kepada rakan rakan & sedara mara

Kalau free time, singgah mai rumah kitaorang ye.

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Impian 2011 Alkisah hanya tinggal menanti kelahiran baby dalam kandungan My Wife

Baby dijangka keluar pada Hari Raya Aidilfitri.

Woohaa

Doakan Alkisah dan family semoga semuanya selamat kay

See ya you all

Sekian

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