Sofea & The Curve

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Last Wednesday

Alkisah bawa Sofea pergi The Curve

Saja test drive si Sofea ni pergi shopping complex

sambil sambil tu

Alkisah Test drive stroller

Serious Alkisah rasa janggal

Dulu kalau pergi Curve

Jalan berdua duaan dengan bini

pegang tangan

peluk peluk

Sekarang

Alkisah kena pegang stroller

Tolak sana sini

Paling mencabar bila naik Escalator

Hahaha

Mengagau a.k.a Kekok juga la

Besa laa 1st time katakan

Serious Alkisah rasa dah tua

Dah gang bapak bapak dah

Haihs

Nasib baik Sofea tak meranggam

Good girl

Next time kita test drive tempat lain plak

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"Apa tengok tengok huh"

"Sofea nak g the Curve"

"Belom jalan dah tido"

"Duduk dalam stroller senyap senyap"

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Hai O

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Goal Hai-O

Memang betul betul

Ho Liau..

Tahniah Nogori

Team korang memang layak menang Piala Malaysia

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AR53NAL & CH3L53A

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Layan dulu highlight nie

Apa kata Alkisah?

Superb Van-tastic

Kombinasi antara Gervinho dengan Van Persie memang ngam

Back 4 Arsenal agak goyah

1st goal Chelsea, amende Mertasacker buat tu

1st goal Arsenal, easy goal for Van Persie

2nd goal Chelsea, amende Mertasacker buat tu

Ok rest.

Then masuk 2nd Half

2nd goal Arsenal, "Santoss..: Alkisah jerit..

Demm

Alkisah pandang sebelah.. Sofea terkejut..

Alkisah terlupa Sofea ada kat sebelah

"Alala shhh shh Sofea jangan nangis kay.."

Muka dia dah masam..

"Haih sofea minat chelsea ke?"

"Sofea ikut papa sokong Arsenal kay"

3rd goal Arsenal, Walcott jatuh, bangun, mencelah, rembat,

"Haa boleh pun"

3rd goal Chelsea, Superb goal from Mata

"Ok seri pun tak pa game nie"

4th goal Arsenal, Terry tergelincir dapat plak kat V.Persie

"1 by 1 boleh la score"

5th goal Arsenal, Superb Van-tastic goal from V.Persie

"Pergh!! bola dah macam belon"

Habes Game

Tido Lena

Muka Senyum

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Ala tomey tomey

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Semalam

Korang tengok

Maharaja Lawak Mega tak?

Bagi Alkisah

Yang paling lawak adalah Boboi

2nd Bawal Power

yang lain

kureng

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Astro Broadcast Traineeship

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Kepada kenkawan yang masih jobless

&

ingin menceburi bidang penyiaran

boleh la try join

Astro Broadcast Traineeship

The Broadcast Traineeship will train you in eight different skill areas:

• Broadcast Operator
• Audio
• Commentary and Communications
• Camera
• CCU - Camera Control Unit
• Field Technician
• Record/Replay - EVS/VTR
• Lighting

If you hold an undergraduate degree or an equivalent qualification or suitable industry experience, you are invited to submit an application for the 2012 Broadcast Traineeship, which commences on 1st March 2012. Complete the Broadcast Traineeship Enrolment Form and make sure you include clear documentation of your academic and work experience and reasons why you should be considered for a trainee position with Astro.

Interviews for entry to the traineeship will commence from October 2011.

For more info : http://www.astro.com.my/portal/astro-broadcast-traineeship

Would you like a career in the television industry? Astro is offering broadcast traineeships for 2012 and you could soon be a camera, sound, lighting or special effects operator.
We have 15 traineeship places available, where you will receive:

• 34 weeks vocational training from March to November 2012
• An allowance of RM1500 per month across the training period
• Two days per week in workshop/classes and three days per week working on Astro productions
• Over 500 hours of in-field experience on studio and outside broadcast events

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Oh Arsenal !!

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EPL

Arsenal VS Stoke City

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Carling Cup

Arsenal VS Bolton

2-1

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Game play Arsenal dah ada nampak improvement

Back 4 pun ada peningkatan

Attacking pun sama

Keep it up

Tangga liga pun dah naik sampai 7

Harap maintain atau naik lagi bila game sabtu ni

Park Ju Young

Score superb goal

Berpotensi ganti Gervinho Januari nanti

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Marco Simoncelli

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On 23 October 2011, Simoncelli was involved in an accident with Colin Edwards and Valentino Rossi during the 2011 Malaysian GP at the Sepang International Circuit. In fourth position during lap two, Simoncelli's bike lost traction in Turn 11 and started to slide towards the gravel. Somehow, the tyres found traction and straighten itself up and suddenly veered across the track into the path of Edwards and Rossi, with Simoncelli hanging on, on the right side.

Edwards was injured with a dislocated shoulder, while Simoncelli lay still on the track after the crash, his helmet having come off during the incident. The race was immediately red-flagged. He was taken by ambulance to the circuit's medical centre, but at 16:56 local time it was announced that he had died from his injuries. Later, at a press conference involving members of the MotoGP Race Direction, Medical Director Michele Macchiagodena said that Simoncelli sustained "a very serious trauma to the head, to the neck and the chest", and was administered cardiopulmonary resuscitation for 45 minutes.

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Alkisah tak sanggup nak tengok video dia

Yang pergi tetap akan pergi

Yang lain tetap akan berlumba

Valencia - 6th November 2011

Game terakhir untuk pelumba yang lain.

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source: google, wikipedia

Maharaja Lawak Mega

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Pulak..

Ada plak Maharaja Lawak Mega

Maharajak Lawak Mega mengumpulkan

Otai otai lawak dari 3 buah negara

Malaysia, Singapura & Indonesia

Wahhh

"Astro melebarkan sayapnya ke negara jiran plak"

"Confirm lepas nie income Astro manyak masyuk"

Rancangan ini akan bermula pada 28/10/2011

SENARAI PESERTA

Berkumpulan:

Pimai ( Sathiya, Imuda, dan Mat Over)

Hiro (Hamdan, Ilya, dan Ropie)

Boboi (Afdlin Shauki dan Harun Salim Bachik)

Anje (Achong dan Joey)

Osbon (Mr Os dan Abon)

Bawal Power (Bob Kuman dan Sobri)

Rap (Aziz Kota, Pak Lah, dan Rama)

Comel (Radhi Khalid dan Bell ngasri)

3G (Yassin, Didie Alias, dan Enot)

Syok (Suhaimi, Ifa Raziah dan Arif Sudin)

Gebu ( Hani dan Azian)

Bawel (Dodon Jambul, Amin Bawel, Dadang Ragas)

Lanun ( Jegan, Elyas dan Saiman Al Farisi)

Saehu (Eko, Bocil dan Vicha)

Caer (Adeteo, Mister Ibo dan Lugiana)

Solo:

Adlin Aman Ramli

Jalil Hamid

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Haihs

Good Luck !!

At least ada benda aku nak tengok kat channel Warna nanti

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Lucky lucky

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Kul 4 pagi

As Always

Alkisah akan bangun pagi buat susu untuk baby

Lepas siap susu,

Apa lagi,

Alkisah terus on TV, tengok Arsenal

"Daaaa.. Marsille 0-0 Arsenal"

"Minit ke-80"

"Takpa ada 10 minit lagi,"

"Nasib baik tak layan dari awal"

"Kalau tak rugi waktu tido aku"

"Dah lama pagi nanti nak g kerja"

Alkisah layan dengan penuh kusyuk hingga ke minit 90

"Argh nice la.. Ramsey score juga"

Tapi sepemerhatian Alkisah selama 10 minit

Alkisah nampak Ramsey tetap macam dulu lagi

suka drag bola ke belakang

Takpa,

At least

Semua player nampak gumbira atas kemenangan ini

Man of the Match

Koscielny

Nak cerita lebey tak boleh

Sebab Alkisah tengok game 10 minit je pun

Walauapapun

Keep it up Gooners

Hope menang this coming Sunday

Vs Stoke City

bukan calang calang team Ooo

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Untuk Para Ibu

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Dear all mum there,

We are from a local research company in Damansara Intan, PJ and would like to invite FIRST TIME mums in Klang Valley for a group discussion to understand your needs and opinion regarding baby diaper. Please find below for the details;

Role: One of the respondent ( 8-10 people in a group discussion)

Requirements: Chinese and Malay FIRST TIME MUM with baby 0-12 months, age below 35 years old

Group1: 14 Nov (Mon) 10am-12pm (Malay female, first time mom with baby 3-12 months old using Drypers, Pet Pet or Huggies Dry)

Group2: 14 Nov (Mon) 2pm-4pm (Chinese female, first time mom with baby 3-12 months old using Drypers, Pet Pet or Huggies Dry)

Group3: 14 Nov (Mon) 4.30pm-6.30pm (Chinese female, first time mom with baby 3-12 months old using HUGGIES Dry Comfort, Huggies Ultra or MamyPoko)

Group4: 15 Nov (Tue) 10am-12pm (Malay female, first time mom with baby 3-12 months old using HUGGIES Dry Comfort, Huggies Ultra or MamyPoko)

Group5: 15 Nov (Tue) 2pm-4pm (Malay female, first time mom with baby 0-2 months old using Drpers or Huggies in New Born or S size)

Group6: 15 Nov (Tue) 4.30pm-6.30pm (Chinese female, first time mom with baby 0-2 months old using Huggies, Mamy Poko in New Born and S size)

Token of appreciation: RM120 cash payment on the spot after the 2 hours survey.

The survey is at Damansara Intan PJ (next to Tropicana City Mall).

For those interested, please kindly send your details as below to surveymalaysia2010@gmail.com or 012-2417781 (Crystal)

Full Name:

IC No :

Baby age :

Contact number :

Occupation :

Monthly household income :

Current brand of baby diaper :

Prefer group :

Thanks you

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Sharing Is Caring

Nice RVP

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Ok rata rata peminat Arsenal akan menarik nafas lega

Apabila team kesayangan mereka & Alkisah berjaya

mendapat mata penuh di Emirates.

Pada malam itu, V.Persie memang layak diberi "Man of the Match"

2 jaringan beliau memang superb.

Wenger masih tetap dengan pendiriannya mengekalkan taktikal 4-5-1

Kadang kadang taktikal ini berubah menjadi 4-3-3 bila attacking mode.

Pada awal awal minit

Yes, Arsenal nampak serasi dengan taktikal ini dan berjaya menjaringkan gol pada seawal saat ke -28

tetapi pada minit ke 20-45

Arsenal sekali lagi nampak goyah dan Sunderland berjaya menyamakan kedudukan 1-1

dengan jaring Larsson (x-Arsenal).

Masuk separuh masa kedua

Arsenal kembali serasi walaupun kadang kala ada silly mistake yang mereka lakukan

Ternyata taktikal 4-5-1 belum 100% berkesan

Bagi Alkisah taktikal 4-5-1 Arsenal sekarang baru 70%

Masih ada ruang untuk bahagian tengah untuk serasi bersama

Defender, so far, Alkisah berpuas hati dengan Mertesacker.

Dibahagian serangan pula, Gervinho + V.Persie okay, cuma Walcott masih lagi

terumbang ambing

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Dengan adanya player berpengalaman seperti Rosicky,

Sedikit sebanyak nampak hidup jentera serangan Arsenal

Passing, One Two dan Through Pass nya agak berkesan

dan sangat layak beliau berada dibelakang V.Persie

At least Arsenal perlu 2 orang lagi player creative dibahagian tengah

Alkisah pasti taktikal 4-5-1 pasti berkesan.

&

Song as defensive midfielder

Okay, pada malam itu, dia dalam good form

Beliau banyak menyelamatkan & menyenangkan tugas defender

So Alkisah vote Song as Man of the Match

So next EPL game vs Stoke

Marsaille??

Itu cerita lain..

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photo: arsenal.com

Golfer

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Ini kisah

3 orang sahabat yang baru sudah bermain golf.

Sebelum pulang, mereka singgah di Coffee House yang ada dalam Golf Club.

Sambil meng'order' coffee

Mereka berborak..

Dato: Hey you guys, I nak tanya

Tan Sri & Tun jawab serentak: Apa dia??

Dato: Berapa kali korang "Having Sex" dengan isteri korang.

Masing masing senyum dan ketawa malu malu tapi mahu..

Tan Sri: Memandangkan you tanya, Apa kata you jawab dulu.

Dato: Oh well Tan Sri, I, seminggu sekali

Tan Sri: Darah muda..

Hahahahaha.. masing masing sambung gelak..

Dato: You plak..

Tan Sri: I, sebulan sekali..

Hahahaha.. diorang sambung gelak lagi..

Dato: How about you, Tun?

Tun: I, Setahun sekali..

Hahahaha.. Tun gelak sorang sorang dengan penuh gumbira..

Tiba tiba,

Dato ngan Tan Sri berasa hairan,

lalu bertanya..

Dato: Really.. tapi kenapa Tun happy sangat, sedangkan setahun sekali tu.. tak sangap ka..

Tun gelak berdekah dekah lalu menjawab

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Tun: Because tonight is the night...

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Cerita ini rekaan semata-mata tiada kiatan yang masih hidup ataupun yang telah mati.

Bagi yang belum kawen, baca boleh, buat jangan..

Khas untuk CCIE To Be..

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Klik gambar untuk melihat dengan lebih jelas..

Kalau isteri CCIE macam nie

Serious CCIE to be jenis kaki tatoo and rock

Demmm.

Gua boleh sampai tahap gaban tu lagi..

Deemm Deemm

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Back to Future - Nike MAG

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Korang ingat lagi cerita Back to Future

Cerita Sci-Fi yang mengunakan kereta DeLorean DMC-12 sebagai time machine

untuk kembali ke zaman silam atau masa hadapan.

Mengumpul koleksi barang yang berkait rapat dengan cerita ini

adalah satu impian bagi Alkisah.

Salah satu koleksi yang Alkisah ada ialah

Model kereta DeLorean DMC-12

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Tapi baru baru ini

Nike mengeluarkan product kasut Nike MAG

Dimana kasut itu dipakai oleh Marty Mac Fly pada cerita Back to Future 2

Memang stylo laa..

Korang boleh view video video dibawah untuk more info:

Wah siap jacket Marty Mac Fly pun diorang nak release..

Walawey la..

Mungkin Alkisah dapat tengok je la

Tak mampu untuk dimiliki..

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Chilis

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Di suatu hari, si isteri tinggal berdua bersama ibu mertuanya

Ibu Mertua: Iera mana lada?

Isteri: Lada dalam peti ais

Ibu Mertua: Tak der pun..

Isteri: Ada je, mak nak merah ke hijau ?

Ibu Mertua: Yang halus halus, biji biji.

Isteri: Chili flakes tak der la mak

Ibu Mertua: Eh bukan.. lada hitam a.k.a black pepper..

Isteri: OOooOoo

Itulah cerita bila orang utara bertemu orang johor, perkataan sama tapi bendanya berlainan..

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Aktiviti lepas bekerja

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Kalau anda boring atau tension pada waktu kerja

Anda boleh try follow video ini

Mungkin ia buat anda gumbira

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Malaysia Boy vs American Boy

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Patriotik kah anda??

Siapa kata kita tak pernah dijajah

Oh lupa

kita hanya dibawah naungan oleh budaya / negara barat

Tak salah kita follow atau tiru hasil kerja mereka

Ermm..

Persetankan semua itu

Janji Alkisah suka lagu lagu ini

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Please dont try this at home

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18 Sx

Jangan Play video ini

Kalau rasa geli

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Seefood

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This movie has successful completed in its 3D feature film by Kuala Lumpur based studio Silver Ant. Antara movie yang perlu Alkisah pergi tengok dekat panggung.

Anda bagaimana?

For more info, you all boleh ke link : Seefood - The Movie

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Ada apa dengan 100 hari

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Di suatu hari, Isteri yang sedang berpantang dikampung sedang berborak dengan Suaminya.

Isteri: You, tak lama lagi I cukup 100 hari

Suami : Oh really, okay

Suami yang agak blurr dengan jawapan itu, lalu bertanya..

Suami: Ada apa dengan 100 hari?

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