OMG, Sorry Tok !!

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Hari ini Alkisah Bz

Banyak benda kena settle

1st, Jumpa Lawyer pasal nak settle bayaran S&P rumah

(Alkisah akan buat satu entri pasal pembelian rumah, tengoklah bila Alkisah free untuk mengarang, tungguuu)

2nd Lunch

3rd Hantaq print album kawen kazen Alkisah

(Anda berminat nak tengok hasil, nanti Alkisah kasi link)

(Alkisah amik job photography untuk orang terdekat & mengenali Alkisah sahaja)

Tapi on the way nak pergi kedai printing

Alkisah kena tahan kat road block area Penchala Link

Polis dah suruh Alkisah ke tepi

Sebagai rakyat Malaysia yang prihatin, Alkisah pun berhenti ke bahu jalan

Polis datang menghampiri tingkap kereta Alkisah

Alkisah selambe buka tingkap

Alkisah : Assalamualaikum Tok !!

Polis :Walaikumsalam, Ni saya nak saman Boleh ?

Wahh polis boleh main soalan macam ni plak time time lunch nie.

Alkisah : Eh, Nape cik, Apa salah saya?

Polis : I.C dan Lesen ada.

Alkisah selambe bawa kuar I.C dan Lesen

Alkisah : Ada, Ini cik

Polis : Awak tahu apa salah awak?

Alkisah: Tak tahu cik, apa salah saya?

Polis : Speed limit sini (Penchala Link) 80km/j

Alkisah : Yeka, abis tu saya bawa berapa cik?

Polis : Awak bawa 90 km/j lebih..

Alkisah : Lor, 90 km/j.. jeee.. (sambil sengeh sengeh)

Polis tu buat buat tulis dekat buku saman, sambil berkata:

Polis : Dah awak boleh jalan..

Alkisah : Ok terima kasih.

Alkisah apa lagi, beredar dengan hati gumbira dan tiada saman.

Serious, Akceli Alkisah memang tak suka memandu laju

Standard la bawa 90km/j

tapi bila speed limit 80km/j di satu satu kawasan yang boleh dikatakan highway

manalah kita nak perasankan..

Hati hati ye korang..

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Sambungan 

OMG, Sorry Tok !! #2

Arsenal ViSit Malaysia

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Akhirnya Team Bola Sepak Liga Inggeris Kegemaran Alkisah datang juga ke Malaysia

Tanah Tumpah Darahku

Highlight Arsenal ViSit Malaysia

Alkisah anggap Arsenal datang hanya untuk sessi memanaskan badan, berjumpa peminat, beriadah di Asia, terutamanya Malaysia.

Apa kata Alkisah?

1st of All, haruslah seronok bila dapat berjumpa dengan player player yang selalu tengok kat tv, tapi kali ini dapat jumpa dengan lebih dekat. Terutamanya Van Persie. hehe

Apa yang penting, Alkisah dapat tengok "The Arsenal Way" punya taktikal. 1st Half memang Arsenal memang menggunakan sepenuhnya taktikal kelajuan, dimana Ryo dan Walcott bermain sebagai winger. Ternyata Ryo tidak menghampakan peminat di Malaysia, dan mungkin dia boleh jadi the next Star.

2nd half memang totally Arsenal Way dimana bola banyak berlegar legar, passing kiri dan kanan dan thru pass dapat disaksikan oleh penonton dan peminat.

Kemasukkan Van Persie, Nasri, Arshavin dan Sagna, lagi menghangatkan stadium Bukit Jalil. Ternyata Alkisah berpuas hati. Lepas ini target ke Emirates Stadium.

Kekecewaan terasa bila Alkisah tak dapat ke Airport dan 'Meet and Greet' session di Hotel, kalau nak diikutkan hati memang Alkisah nak redah saja, semangat ketika itu memang dah berkobar kobar tetapi disebabkan beberapa faktor, Alkisah terpaksa melupakannya.

Jeles tengok Zafirah bila dapat semua tu tapi Alkisah tak kisah, semangat dia dan bf dia sangat tinggi. Salute you all.. Alkisah patut follow you all je selama 3 hari tu. hehe.. but its okay, tak der rezeki..

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Isu Patriotik?

Sepatutnya tak timbul isu ini, Kenapa harus dipersalahkan dan dipersoalkan kepada fans Arsenal kerana memakai jersey kelab ketika perlawanan 13 July. Kenapa soalan itu tidak timbul apabila fans Man Utd dahulunya datang berpakaian Jersey Merah penuh satu stadium, begitu juga dengan fans Chelsea penuh Jersey Biru, ketika team kesayangan mereka datang ke Malaysia. Adakah mereka Patriotik?

Alkisah hangin betui bila Panas.FM membangkitkan isu ini, Memang diorang bikin panas.

Ditambah pula ada sorang mamat call cakap, nanti mamat tu pergi tengok bola 21 july, mamat tu nak pakai jersey Malaysia, walaupun dia sokong kelab berkenaan. Mamat itu tambah lagi, 'Jumud' kepada fans yang datang pakai jersey kelab apabila team kelab kesayangan mereka menentang team Malaysia.

Wah like like him dia bersuara,

Disebabkan di negara Demokrasi ini, kita bebas bersuara kan.

Ni nak Habaq mai, tak payah nak jumud jumud sangaaaat, semua fans sama ja, Majoriti pakai baju kelab, kalau tak percaya, tengok 21 July ni, ramai fans pakai baju biru. Hang Jumud la fans Hang sendiri.

Kalau Hang nak pakai jersey Malaysia, lantak Hang la, tiada paksaan dalam pemakaian dalam stadium itu nanti.

Yang penting I.C kita Malaysia, Hati Malaysia, 1Malaysia

Bukannya pakai jersey kelab bermakna kitaorang tak sokong Malaysia, bila Malaysia score atau attack, ramai rakyat Malaysia bagi sokongan.

Ini friendly pre-season game, bukan permainan sebenar. Relaks relaks sudah, tak perlu kecoh kecoh dengan isu patriotik.

Nak Patriotik sangaaattt, 28 July turun stadium pakai jersey Malaysia, tengok game Malaysia vs Singapore, lebih penting dari friendly pre-season. Kalau ada rakyat Malaysia pakai jersey Singapore masa tu, baru boleh korang boleh timbulkan isu ini, Ada Faham?

Adios Amigos

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10 Final Words

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#10

10 Final Words

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Siapa cipta game ni, habaq mai

Baca blog ni bila korang free

Jangan lupa klik iklan iklan yang ada dalam blog ini

Korang tak main game ni ka

Klik follow kalau suka blog ini

Ok la banyak kerja Alkisah pending

Terima Kasih kerana menyinggah di sini

Akhirnya berjaya juga Alkisah settlekan game ni

Jadikan Blog ini sebagai kenangan jika Alkisah tiada nanti

The End

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10 Way to Wins Your Heart (my heart)

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#9

10 Way to Wins Your Heart (my heart)

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Belanja Alkisah Makan

Belikan Alkisah Console Game

Hadiahkan Alkisah Kereta Volkswagen GTI

Bawa Alkisah ke Emirates Stadium + Tengok Arsenal Game

Masak Makanan Sedap Sedap untuk Alkisah

Belikan Alkisah Kamera Canon 7D

Sponsor Alkisah ke Euro Trip

Surprise Alkisah Dengan Sesuatu Gempaq

Say Sorry Banyak Kali Beserta Janji Tak Buat Lagi

Last but not least,

Pujuk Alkisah

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10 of your Fav songs

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#8

10 of Your Fav Songs

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Sampai Syurga - Faizal Tahir

Pokok - MUH Feat Hazama

Pulanglah - Awil Rafael

Adinda Kekanda - Monoloque

Cinta Gila - Grey Sky Morning

Dan Bila Esok - Sofaz

Hujung Dunia - Nitrus

Mirage - Pesawat

Angkubah - Taxi

Revolusi - Modread

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10 Important People

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#7

10 Important People

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Rasul

Nabi

Ibu

Bapa

Isteri

Anak

Adik Beradik

Sedara Mara

Rakan Taulan

Jiran Tetangga

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10 Item I Can't Live Without

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#6

10 Items I Can't Live Without

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Wallet

Handphone

IMAC

Camera

Laptop

Broadband

Car

Guitar

Jersey

Jeans

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10 Wishes

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#5

10 Wishes

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Menunaikan Haji

Baby

Apartment

5D Mark 11

EF-S 10-22mm f/3.5-4.5 USM

EF 700-200mm f/2.8L IS II USM

Volkswagen Scirocco

Travel around the world

Watch Arsenal Game at Emirates

Meet Arsenal Players

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10 things you want to say to someone

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#4

10 things you want to say to someone

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My Wife : I love you forever

My Baby : Hope to see you soon

Abah & Mak : Thanks for everything

G-dah : Thanks kasi support untuk main game ni.. hehe

Arsene Wenger : Please bring the Great Player. See you on tuesday.

Samir Nasri : Stay at Arsenal, Please..

Aunty Nani : This year nak order kuih raya aunty la.

Nawal Addina : Jangan tutup blog kamu itu.

Ezan : Kawen cepat, kenduri jangan lupa jemput.

Pipiyapong : Blog hang yang paling jujur, Gua like..

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10 things you hate

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#3

10 Things You Hate

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Politik

Penipu

Penjahat

Pembunuh

Pengkhianat

Pencuri

Perogol

Perompak

Peragut

"But mostly I hate the way I dont hate you

not even close..

not even a little bit

not even at all"

Hehe tetiba 10 things I hate about you terselit.

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Welcome to Malaysia, Arsenal !!

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Arsenal team departure from London To Malaysia

Arsenal Team terbang bersama MAS

Wilshere di Cockpit bersama Pilot bertugas

Wilshere diberi tunjuk ajar cara pemanduan kapal terbang yang sebenar

Ryo Miyachi on board

Wilshere berposing bersama Carl Jenkison, tapi muka Carl masih nervous. Mungkin terkesima sebab join team Arsenal.

Van Persie pose dengan cara "Peace Yoo!!". Mungkin banyak sangat tengok Maharajalawak dalam flight ni.

Szczesney berborak dengan Rosicky sebelum dia tido.

Szczesney : Hang tak rindu kat family ka, travel jauh jauh ni.

Rosicky : Ishh budak ni..

Masing masing sedang berehat, cuma Vela saja yang tengah main game

Arsenal Team touch down at KLIA

AW turun dulu, Big Boss

Vermaelan disambut oleh staff Saujana Hotel

picture source : Arsenal travel to Malaysia

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Sementara itu di London

Gervinho agrees to join Arsenal

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Fall in Love with Scirocco

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Sexy

Vicious

Slurpp

Nyumm nyumm

Vroomm vroom vroomm

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Scirocco R adalah model keluaran berasaskan GT24. 2.0L TSI engine is rated 265 PS (195 kW; 261 hp) at 6000rpm and 350 N·m (258 lb·ft) at 2500rpm, large air intake openings in the front bumper, an integrated front spoiler, bi-xenon headlights, larger rear roof edge spoiler, black diffuser, dual exhaust with chrome tailpipes, Talladega 18-in alloy wheels

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Walawey

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Hope Solo

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Ini bukan kira Hope So

lagi dah

tapi

Memang

Marvelous

Sexiest

Prettiest

Cunn..

Hope Solo

Serious dia tak der kena mengena dengan

Han Solo

(amboi, lama betui hang pa tenung gambaq tu)

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Wambach, Solo key dramatic US win over Brazil
By NANCY ARMOUR , 07.10.11, 02:57 PM EDT

DRESDEN, Germany -- The Americans are moving on to the semifinals after one of the most riveting games in the history of the Women's World Cup - beating Brazil 5-3 on penalty kicks after a 2-2 tie.

Abby Wambach tied it with a magnificent, leaping header in the 122nd minute, and goalkeeper Hope Solo denied the Brazilians again.

"We believe we can win this tournament," Wambach said. "I don't know if you can write a better script."

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10 things you love

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#2

10 Things You Love

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My Wife

My Family

My Car

My Property

My Camera / Polaroid

My IMAC

My Friends

My Blog

Arsenal

Eat

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10 things about you

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#1

10 Things about you

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Kahwin sudah

Love Photography

Arsenal fans

badan Kurus

Blogger kental

Muka Cute

Bola fav sport

suka Makan

Tido bila perlu

seorang yang Friendly yeka??

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sapa cipta game nie? korang tau tak?

Polaroid 600 P

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Inilah Hadiah Hari jadi Alkisah

Wah Gitu !!

Kira tong tong ngan wife untuk beli benda ni.

Jenuh memilih, Last last kitaorang ambik yang nie sebagai

salah satu koleksi camera kitaorang

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As a beginner dalam bidang Instant Camera ni

Alkisah kena banyak belajar

Sebab camera ni dikira vintage

Sudah dapat Woo..

Seriously, Alkisah kena banyak buat research dekat internet pasal benda ni

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Manual Polaroid 600 P

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Lucozade.com - Amateur Invasion

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JOIN THE AMATEUR INVASION AT TWO PREMIER LEAGUE TRAINING GROUNDS.

Premier League. Sunday League. Powerleague. Whatever level you play at - it's time to shape up for the new season.

Even if you practice your goal celebrations more than your shooting, and the club trophy cabinet's looking bare after last season, we can help. We've teamed up with our partners Arsenal and Chelsea to help grassroots footballers prepare for a new campaign during the pre-season.

"Over 100 amateurs will be invited to play at Arsenal and Chelsea's world class training facilities. Whether you're an 11-a-side or 5-a-side team, the clubs' coaching staff will take care of the technical side of the game while we'll ensure you're physically fuelled and ready."

"And as it's pre-season, the clubs are throwing open their doors to supporters from their rivals - you don't have to be a Gunner or a Blue to take part."

Walawey, best ni, macam mana nak join, sila click --> Lucozade.com - Amateur Invasion

TERMS AND CONDITIONS: AMATEUR INVASION

• This competition is open to all UK residents aged 16 or over, except employees and their immediate families or agents of Promoter, Arsenal Football Club, Chelsea Football Club or anyone professionally associated with the competition.

Demm, tengok terms yang 1st dah kira potong stim, terbuka untuk UK residents only. Kira tak guna lagi nak baca terms yang lain. Harap anda faham dan jangan kecewa kay..

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Arsenal is Coming to Town !!

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Akhirnya Arsenal telah mengumumkan nama pemain yang akan dibawa

ke

Asia Tour 2011

Arsenal squad:
Wojciech Szczesny
Vito Mannone
Sebastien Squillaci
Johan Djourou
Kieran Gibbs
Carl Jenkinson
Laurent Koscielny
Andrey Arshavin
Marouane Chamakh
Ryo Miyaichi
Armand Traore
Thomas Vermaelen
Bacary Sagna
Theo Walcott
Alex Song
Jack Wilshere
Tomas Rosicky
Denilson
Aaron Ramsey
Emmanuel Frimpong
Samir Nasri
Carlos Vela
Robin van Persie

Malangnya kapitan Arsenal, Cesc Fabregas tidak dapat hadir kerana dalam pemulihan hamstringnya

Begitu juga dengan Gervinho, yang masih belum selesai process perpindahannya.

(Mamat ni memang confirm join Arsenal)

Apa yang menarik, AW turut membawa player muda seperti Ryo Miyaichi (antara Fans Favorite Player di Feyenoord), Emmanuel Frimpong dan Carl Jenkinson.

Cerita Arsenal 2011/2012 #4

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On Soccernet :

"I have no idea whether Cesc will go on tour with Arsenal to Asia at the weekend. He is injured at the moment."

"The Gunners are desperate to keep hold of Nasri, who is booked to fly with the team to Kuala Lumpur on Sunday, contrary to recent reports."

"Subject to work permits being granted, Ivory Coast forward Gervinho is expected to make the trip for Arsenal's two-match tour to Malaysia and China."


On Arsenal.com:

"Nasri is expected to travel with the squad this weekend as Arsenal fly out to Malaysia at the start of their tour of Asia however Fabregas has a muscular injury and is likely to be left behind."

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Ryo Miyaichi will be in the Arsenal squad that travels to Asia

Ryo !! Ryo !! Ryo !!

“He is on the plane because he is quality,” the Frenchman told Arsenal.com. “We want to give him a chance to show his quality and I think everybody will be curious to see him play in Asia.


“I rate him personally [and] it’s a good opportunity for him to show that he has the talent to play for Arsenal Football Club. He has an opportunity to show that [he is good enough for the first team].


“He has done extremely well at Feyenoord and we have so many good reports. It will be interesting to see him play.”

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Wenger confirmed that striker Gervinho is close to completing his move to the Gunners from Lille. And the 61-year-old is doing all he can to add “one or two” more players to the Arsenal ranks.

“We are working very hard on it,” he told Arsenal.com. “For me, the best thing is not to talk too much about it. The more you speak about things, the less chance you have to achieve them. The only thing that I can promise you is that we will work very hard and we have had some long nights to achieve what we want to achieve.

“I can understand [the impatience among the fans]. Believe me, I know all the clubs in the world and everybody needs the same players for the same positions. If there were an obvious choice, people would have already made their decisions. We are at the top level and therefore need exceptional quality to strengthen our side. I can understand that people say ‘you have money, just go out and buy’. But it’s not only that, we want to find the quality we need.

“I have said many times that we were very close to winning things last season, despite the disappointment we had at the end. I hope that provokes a response from my players. We were so close this time we want to come back and achieve it.

“My responsibility is first of all not to lose players and then to add and make us stronger.

“Let’s hope we can bring in one or two more additions of top quality.”

Arsène Wenger has vowed to fight as hard as he can to keep Cesc Fabregas and Samir Nasri at Arsenal.

Both midfielders have been linked with moves away from Emirates Stadium during the summer but, speaking exclusively to Arsenal Player on Friday afternoon, the manager re-affirmed his desire to retain their services.

“Our position is always the same, we want to keep Cesc and I will fight as hard as I can to keep him,” said Wenger.

“Samir Nasri is exactly the same. We will do everything we can to keep him.”

source: arsenal.com

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9 July 2011 - Pasti Gegar !!

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Moh Kite Ke

GIG TV9 (klik untuk maklumat lanjut)

Motif/Tujuan:

Berhibur & Beriadah

Pakaian:

Bebas & Sopan (elak berpakaian kuning)

Diluluskan oleh Gomen

&

Dijamin

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Everyday I'm Shuffling

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Chills

Mari Semua kita Shuffling

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Bukan Janji Tapi Pasti

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ARSENAL

COMING? Lille's Gervinho, Bolton star Gary Cahill or Blackburn's Christopher Samba, Argentine Ricardo Alvarez or Valencia's Juan Mata plus Southampton teen Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, 17.

GOING? Cesc Fabregas and Samir Nasri. Arsenal are waiting for acceptable offers for Nicklas Bendtner, Denilson, Manuel Almunia and Carlos Vela.


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Bak kata pepatah David Teo

Yang Coming itu Janji

Yang Going itu Pasti

Petang petang makan cempelak lagi syiookkk

Haiyaaa

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Jiaozhou Bay Bridge

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The Jiaozhou Bay Bridge dibuka pada 30 jun 2001. Ia adalah salah satu jambatan yang terpanjang di dunia yang terletak di wilayah Shandong di timur China. Ia merentasi Teluk Jiaozhou dan menghubungkan Daerah Huangdao, bandaraya Qingdao dan Pulau Hongdao. Jambatan ini mengurangkan jarak perjalanan antara Qingdao dan Huangdao. Panjangnya 42.5 kilometers. dengan itu Guinness World Records mengiktirafnya sebagai jambatan terpanjang di atas perairan di dunia pada Julai 2011. Jambatan ini dan Terowong Qing-Huang dirancang dan dibina bersama sebagai Projek Perhubungan Teluk Jiaozhou.

Jambatan ini memakan masa empat tahun untuk siap. 450,000 tan keluli dan 2.3 juta meter padu konkrit digunakan dalam pembinaan jambatan ini yang direka bentuk oleh Shandong Gaosu Group. Ia direka supaya mampu menahan bencana yang kuat seperti gempa bumi, ribut taufan dan pelanggaran kapal. Jambatan ini disokong oleh lebih 5,000 batang tiang, berlebar 35 meter, merangkumi enam lorong dan dua bahu jalan, dan menelan perbelanjaan RM 4.7 bilion.

Terowong Qing-Huang turut dibuka kepada awam pada hari yang sama jambatan dibuka. Ia juga merentasi Teluk Jiaozhou dan juga menghubungkan Daerah Huangdao dan bandaraya Qingdao, di antara muara yang sempit dalam teluk yang seluas 6.17 kilometers. Panjang terowong itu ialah kira kira 9.47 kilometer.

Pada masa pembukaannya, timbulnya pertikaian di Amerika Syarikat terhadap gelaran "jambatan terpanjang di atas perairan". Pemegang rekod asal, iaitu Tambak Tasik Pontchartrain di Louisiana selatan, tidak setuju dengan Guinness dan masih menganggap dirinya sebagai yang terpanjang. Tuntutan ini dibuat dengan menakrifkan gelaran mengikut tafsiran sendiri, iaitu berapa panjang jambatan yang betul-betul berada di atas perairan, dengan hujah bahawa Jambatan Teluk Jiaozhou berada di atas air selama 25.5 kilometers padahal Tambak Tasik Pontchartrain menyeberangi perairan selama 38 kilometers. Bagaimanapun, angka 25.5 kilometer itu dibuat oleh seorang wakil Tambak Tasik Pontchartrain dan kaedah yang digunakan untuk mendapat angka itu tidak dinyatakan, misalnya, Jambatan Teluk Jiaozhou merupakan struktur kompleks dengan beberapa tanjakan yang menganjur secara bebas (sebagai jambatan berasingan) untuk jarak jauh di atas perairan terbuka, dan lengkung-lengkung jambatan yang menambahkan jaraknya - tidak diketahui sama ada ini diambil kira dalam angka 25.5km Pontchartrain itu.

sumber : wi-ki-pe-diaa

Please click Jiaozhou for more pictures

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Siti Elena

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Siti Elena

adalah gabungan Siti Saleha dan Nora Elena

wahh Gitu!!

Like Like Alkisah je kasi nama cam tu

Harap Siti Saleha tak saman Alkisah

no no no

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Nak layan Nora Elena tapi drama dia dah abis..

So better..

Alkisah layan je iklan Siti Saleha

Woohaa

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